The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
