I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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