So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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