i may or may not be watching the land before time
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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