Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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