HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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