ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize