It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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