I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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