Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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