If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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