You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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