he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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