I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!