whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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