That's intense
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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