Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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