it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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