Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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