I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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