the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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