Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
