Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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