He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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