woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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