When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You can't motorboat a personality
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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