I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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