dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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