But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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