Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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