Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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