fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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