I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize