It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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