your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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