Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she smelled like a LAN party
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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