I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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