NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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