hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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