shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize