I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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