ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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