I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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