No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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