I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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