I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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