New low: just hacked my moms facebook
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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