Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage