Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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