I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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