now i know why i became what i already was.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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