Nicole vs. Life
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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