I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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