im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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